I was playing ‘Assassins Creed’ on my XBox 360 and came across what must be one of my favourite bits of game dialogue, it’s between two medieval characters.
Character One: “Anyway, as the bible says, ‘God helps those who help themselves'”
Character Two: “No it doesn’t, that’s ‘Aesop’s Fables’ the bible has a lot about sitting around doing nothing while God decides what to do”.
Dunno why, but it just made me laugh.