…please stop spamming my blog with your 'oh so clever' personalised spam comments. They all get emailed to me and I make a point of deleting them.
It just takes up time that I could be spending on other things.
Please stop being anti-social. Sure, I could come around your house and graffiti all over it, and sure, you could wash it all off – but it just isn't nice.
On utterly unrelated news – I booked back as fit for work today. The foot isn't perfect, but it's better than it was and I'm guessing that my GP wouldn't be happy signing me off sick for another week.