Four days off work – that I shall spend answering emails and doing writing type work. I swear, this blogging/writing lack is like having a second job. This is a problem as I am naturally lazy. So if you are expecting a reply to an email and don't get it today, then your best bet would be to send your email again as it's disappeared into the ether.
Thanks for all the comments on my last post. I don't think that my father disappearing really did affect me in any way – pretty much as soon as he left we treated the whole thing as a joke.
One day I should tell you about my half-uncle, my only other male relative (besides my brother) who is also an amusing pillock…