Now, I'm not a football fan in the slightest. Part of the reason is because of this episode.
Now, if I were one of the pitch medics having seen the goalkeeper overact in such a fashion I'd have wandered over to him, kicked his boot and told him to stop being such a daft sod.
Just like I would if it happened on the streets of Newham.
(I seem to remember it being a 'rule' that anyone injured on the pitch is stretched off – but I'll be damned if I'm putting my back at risk by stretchering off someone with absolutely nothing wrong with them).
It's got nothing to do with him probably earning more in a week than I do in a year.