These are my lovely publishers. They have bought me alcohol and given me sexual favours. I like them a lot. I now give you over to these professional writers…
The following is written by my publisher…
As publisher I would like to say That I like the sexual favours bit but will consider anything.
Well yes – the middle one refused to keep drinking with her bosses, and really refused to let me escort her home.I mean – I'm a perfect gentleman in such situations.
Honest.
3 pints actually.I'm cheap.
Dream on.One's married. One's male. The other one is way too bright to have anything to do with me.
Oh well, here's another post that will be looking slightly different in the morning…..:D
Hopefully the commet will be the only thing that looks different in the morning 😉
Hey I may be wrong, the way those three are looking at the camera I think Reynolds may be too exhausted to edit posts in the morning!
hmmm, this is definately a 10 lager posting 🙂
quite fancy the pixie but uncle fester scares the beejesus out of me!
Does anyone else get the feeling that Tom is really enjoying his week off work?
the middle one looks nice
It's a business meeting……down the pub….
…not at my suggestion…
…honest.
She scares me
I would have found the last post more believable if you hadn't put 'Honest' on the end!
Given the number of replies you've made to readers' comments, Tom, I think the only remark I can make is “Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much”.
Well there's your problem right there! Any ladies on here who were interested will now be put off because you imply they'd have to be less bright than the publisher to have anything to do with you!(Yes I know that's twisting it but that's what some women will think! Ok so mainly neurotic ones but nonetheless…)
So this is what you get up to in the name of writing a book!I've never heard of a publisher wanting sexual favours.
The Driving Instructor
Whatever, whatever, whatever.Enjoy! Enjoy!
Life is too short not to do otherwise.
Gledna!
Did you have your uniform on?