I've just come back from a 'Maternataxi', and it always amuses me when I turn up 5 minutes after they have called for an ambulance. Then, when I knock on the door, they look out the window, take in the uniform, the ambulance parked outside, and the big bag of medical equipment and ask…
“Who is it?”
I like to reply: “Jehovahs witnesses…”Whilst thinking “Who else did you efffing well call five minutes ago, who might be wearing green and arrive in a big vehicle with blue flashing lights? You cretinous oik…”
Perhaps they're hoping it's going to be the stork…