There is something that I've learnt over many years of health-care work. When you are lifting little old ladies with senile dementia, they will sometimes grab you by the testicles.
I swear, the higher the degree of dementia, the higher the accuracy and the stronger the grip.
And for the love of all that is holy…
Don't drop them.
That hurts even more…
Back to work tomorrow, two twelve hour shifts, a day off then Nights, deep joy – more stabbings/slashings/bottlings/death and destruction. And that's before England are knocked out of Euro 2004.