Boot Polish

One of those posts that goes nowhere.
If there is one (pointless) thing that rubs me up the wrong way, it's unpolished boots. I have to keep my boots polished – it's not a fetish, I was never in the army, and the rest of my uniform is can only be called clean in a charitable sense.

But why did I buy some another tin of polish when I had bought some a week ago and have hardly used it?

Maybe it is becoming a fetish…

7 thoughts on “Boot Polish”

  1. You can polish mine if you want…they're in need of it. On the other hand, if it IS becoming a fetish, then maybe not.

  2. Someone onced asked me why I keep my boots so polished. I said, “So it will be easier to pull it out of your ass once I shove it up there!”I, too, think unpolished boots look sloppy.

    –maddog

  3. … and here I thought men were supposed to have fetishes about women's shiny shoes, not their own! šŸ˜‰

  4. You realise, of course, that by invoking the holy “s” word on your blog, you will now have to provide a photo, for inclusion in the Shoe Project.

  5. What if there were boots that never need polishing! what if they were self cleansing and their shine never wears off! I should hurry up and get this to Nike. They are always ahead of everyone in creative ideas.Ugg Boots

  6. What if there were boots that never need polishing! what if they were self cleansing and their shine never wears off! I should hurry up and get this to Nike. They are always ahead of everyone in creative ideas.Ugg Boots

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