For A Change Of Mood

I found this on “Un-reconstructed Medic“, I'm not sure I agree with a lot of what he posts, but this made me giggle.
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, “I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

“The moral of this story is:”

“Always keep your condoms in your car.”

Normal moaning will be resumed shortly…

3 thoughts on “For A Change Of Mood”

  1. I would worry that you were insane like me if you agreed with everything I wrote. It's a good thing were not all alike or this world would be boring.

  2. It's the whole thing about the American Civil War, that Liberals are “evil” and stuff like that I just don't get. I suppose you just need to have been born and brought up in that environment.

  3. I never said Liberals are evil. Concervatives and Liberals all had their hands in the War Between the States. I like everyone dude. I enjoy a good debate and honestly do not set out to piss anyone off. I like to write about work,home and political stuff and I try not to censor myself. Come back anytime you like and debate me on anything you disagree with. I look forward to it. 🙂

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