Some Good News

My brother has out of the goodness of his heart decided to go on holiday and take me along with him. Now this is the first time I've had a holiday for about five years.
So can someone explain what I do when I reach those golden beaches and sun-kissed seas? I've seen those “Naked in Ibiza” type programmes on telly, and I'm afraid I'm just not the kind of man who wants to drink tequila off drunk/drugged big chested Essex girls who are trying to shag as many men as possible.

And no…this doesn't mean I'm gay, thankyewverymuch.

I thought a good book might be nice.

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