My brother has out of the goodness of his heart decided to go on holiday and take me along with him. Now this is the first time I've had a holiday for about five years.
So can someone explain what I do when I reach those golden beaches and sun-kissed seas? I've seen those “Naked in Ibiza” type programmes on telly, and I'm afraid I'm just not the kind of man who wants to drink tequila off drunk/drugged big chested Essex girls who are trying to shag as many men as possible.
And no…this doesn't mean I'm gay, thankyewverymuch.
I thought a good book might be nice.