As it's Diamond Geezers birthday today, here is the second of two posts that look to emulate him. He was one of the blogs that I read that got me into blogging in the first place.
Below are 21 anagrams of things that people have 'suffered' from enough to have an ambulance called. Put the answers in the comments box, and only one guess per person please.
The 21st anagram is both an injury and a future blog post
1) INFECT RUG
2) A NON DRY RUSK DIDDLER
3) A UGANDA STEM IN IV NO
4) A BAD PAIN LIM NO
5) A HORNED ADA GOT IRVIN MI
6) CITE THE THY
7) STOW A KNIGHTS PILL
8) MEET A MESSIAH
9) BABY BLEND TILES
10) EEL MASS
11) LUF
12) HI A TEMPERER THUG
13) NEGOTIANT
14) RID A BELCH IF UNFIT TYING
15) A PC THE SIN
16) RYAN JUDE HI
17) AH PLAY YOGIC EM
18) ENDED PUSS
19) FAG THE FROM HILL
20) ATTACK AT MASH
21) A BED FE RIGOUR NO SPY
Happy birthday DG
No 6: Itchy Teeth (do they really???)
4: Abdominal Pain
8) Haematemesis, the vomiting of blood, apparently.
Oh yes…
Even better at 5am, just as you are trying to get your head down for a minute.
is no1 “cunt grief”?
Only one guess per person? Glad I got here first, then. I'll take no. 11. Surely I don't need to spell it out. Or did you mean only one set of guesses per person? In which case I'll be doing no work this afternoon!
I'll take 17: HYPOGLYCAEMIA
right. number 10 eel massmeasles!
12) Pyrexia?
20 is asthma attack
15 is chest painmerys
14) RID A BELCH IF UNFIT TYING difficulty in breathing or nudity if bright if cleanelse Batty if defiliing urchin or thrifty building in cafe. da cheeted i did dungbeetle
18 is the ambulance service's best euphemism, “suspended”.
Ahh, I like these :o)16 is “head injury”
#1 cut finger – always great at 1 in the morning on a 24 hour shift
11 = Flu.I'm a genius for guessig that one…
No 12- The old favourite “high temperature”
19 is either:hog fart fell him
or
fit hag from hell
this one had already been answered
#21 is foreign body up arse. Can't wait for the post!monster
Congratulations.I think it might be a number of posts about every different 'foreign object up arse' story I can remember.
friend of a friend etc…. reckoned to practice getting unusual items up there to attract the attention of a pretty casualty nurse at Stockport infirmary. A full sized rolling pin was allegedly his masterpiece.monster