Dr Who

Why am I like Dr. Who?

  • I travel in a square vehicle with a flashing light on the top.
  • I apparently travel in time – how else do you explain how quickly I get to a location?
  • The inside of our ambulance looks bigger than the outside.
  • We arrive when chaos reigns, and leave having solved everyone's problems.
  • We wear strange clothes and carry weird equipment with us.
  • Our vehicles are held together with bodged equipment.
  • Sometimes people die around us, sometimes due to violence.
  • We come and go, changing lives forever and no-one ever asks us our names.

But why am I most like Dr. Who?

  • Because I can't keep a woman for longer than 13 episodes.

Some of these points are more relevant to the original series.

12 thoughts on “Dr Who”

  1. Hmmmm my take on this is *somewhat* similar for my train….* I travel in a strange vehicle which at least has a blue light on top even if it's rarely used. * I apparently travel in time – I can certainly get across London faster than everyone upstairs. Though admittedly it sometimes feels like we are travelling backwards in time… * The inside of the train cab looks much smaller than it really is. * I arrive when there are no problems and leave in order to reign chaos on the innocent. * I wear strange clothes and carry weird equipment with me. * My vehicle is held together with bodged equipment. Oh yes! * Sometimes people die around us, sometimes due to violence, sometimes due to people like me. * We come and go, changing lives forever and no-one ever asks us our names.Actually, maybe I'm more like a Dalek…

  2. Genius………………. I can relateto everyone of those points……. including the last (but making me the assistant for the last commment!).

  3. are you having woman trouble ? i thought you liked to be alone ! or are you the last of your species ! well maybe you will be when we have all been stabbed to death !

  4. I love to knit too. I have the wool…I could knit you a woman who would last for longer than 13 episodes. And she could share the scarf that Sewmouse will be making!

  5. I wonder if there will ever be an episode where the(or is that 'The'?) Doctor arrives and everyone says,

    “Wow, It's The Doctor!”

    Then….

    “Why is he here now? He only shows up when things are

    about to go really badly.”

    If Angelina Jolie is famous everyWhere,

    does that mean The Doctor is famous

    Continously?

  6. Excellent analogy Tom.Hope you dont mind…might use it in a future post with reference to your good self of course.

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